3: Abschnitt: Dedication
4: Abschnitt: About the Author
4: Abschnitt: About the Artist
5: Birth of a Bastard
9: A Bastard to the Core
11: Never Annoy a Bastard
15: The Bastard Virus from Hell
18: Helps Out
21: The Bastard Is In
24: The Bastard in the Dark
27: The Solar-Powered Bastard
30: Bank on The Bastard
34: Buggered by The Bastard
37: The Bastard is very Helpful...
40: The Bastard and Higher Education
44: The Bastard Lives!
47: The Bastard Holds the Power
51: The Bastard gets a promotion
55: Interlude: The Bastard System Manager from Hell
58: The Bastard's Recruitment Plan
60: The BOfH Rides Again
65: The Bastard versus The Secretary
71: Interlude: The Bastard Operator from Britain
76: The Secure Bastard
81: The Last Bastard Operator from Hell!
86: Still a Bastard
90: The Bastard's Dull Day
91: The Bastard Goes to the Trade Show
94: THE BASTARD IS STILL ABOUT!
99: The Bastard celebrrates Christmas '95
103: The Bastard Operator from Hell - The '95 Vintage
104: The Bastard Operator from Hell is Back
108: The Bastard Trips Up
111: The Bastard Gives Advice
115: The Bastard gets non-PC
119: The Bastard on a Devilish Buying Mission
123: The Bastard Wreaks His Terrible Revenge.
130: The Bastard Establishes His Territorial Boundaries
134: The Bastard Negotiates Around "Budget Constraints"
138: The Bastard Dislikes His Boss's Usage of Foul Language
143: The Bastard Blasts the Confidence of the Most Well-Meaning Souls
146: The Bastard Maintains His Level of Bad Taste and Seeks Sweet Revenge
149: The Bastard Gets His Retaliation in First
152: The Bastard Finds a New Use for an Electric Wheelchair
156: The Bastard Spreads Peace and Goodwill Among Colleagues